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Parking Lots

  1. Why is it that when you pull into an empty parking lot, the very next car parks right next to you?

  2. Why does it seem that the farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door?

  3. Why are the good parking places always on the other side of the street?

  4. If you can't drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?

  5. Back when all cars were black Ford T's, how did people find their car in a mall parking lot?

  6. At the entrances to underground parking lots, why do they hang those pieces of wood on chains that keep hitting our vehicles before we enter? And why do they let us know that the piece of wood is 2.2m long? Is this a math test?

  7. Are pedestrians just those people who have found a place to park?

  8. Why is it that whenever you see a parking space and you make a U-turn to get to it, by the time you're there, someone else has taken it?

  9. If the universe is constantly expanding, how come I can't find a parking space? >

  10. Why is it that in the movies, it is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting?

  11. Why do people drive around a parking lot for 30 minutes or so just to get the 'best' space because it saves time?

  12. When you are trying to parallel park, why do some people think the most effective strategy is to sit behind you blowing their horn rather than going around you?

  13. Shouldn't you always grab the first parking space you see? After all, isn't it also the last parking space you see?

  14. Why is it that when the hero of a movie arrives somewhere important, there's always a parking spot right in front?

  15. Has anyone ever actually parked their ample when such parking is available?

  16. If you use two spaces in a paid parking lot, shouldn't you have to pay for two spaces?

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