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Busses

  1. Why are school buses painted yellow?

  2. Why does the bus you were waiting for only show up the instant you light up a cigarette?

  3. Why does the last rush�hour express bus to your neighborhood leave five minutes before you get off work?

  4. Why is it that the amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather?

  5. Why do School Buses have the sign "Stop When Red Lights Flashing" on the back of them? How do we expect the kids to learn proper english when they constantly see this abuse of the english language daily?

  6. In watching all the greyhound buses on the highway, there seems to be a lot of people heading to a place called Charter. Just where is Charter? Any why do so many people want to go there?

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