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Other Travel

  1. If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is Forward?

  2. Why do ambulances always have "ECNALUBMA" written on the hood?

  3. If a rocket goes up into space, why do we do a count down?

  4. Why do we lift a thumb to thumb a lift?

  5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

  6. Why do men's bicycles have crossbars?

  7. Why don't men ask for Directions?

  8. Why can't women not use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading?

  9. Why is it that truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck?

  10. Why is it that no matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back?

  11. Do steam rollers really roll steam?

  12. If you are travelling faster than the speed of light, would you have a shadow?

  13. What time is it on the MIR space station?

  14. Why do one way systems always go the opposite direction to where you want to go?

  15. Why do we deplane and deboat, but never decar or detruck?

  16. Is a trailer pulled by a preceeder?

  17. Why do we consider outer space as being so far away? It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.

  18. If a journey of a hundred miles starts with one step, does a journey of fifty miles start with a half step?

  19. Don't you think that with all their security, NASA would be able to keep all those rats, mice and crickets from getting aboard the space shuttle?

  20. Once they invent faster-than-light travel, will that mean that once you get to your destination, you'll have to wait in the dark for awhile?

  21. In space, do astronauts toss and turn in their sleep?

  22. Why is it that truck drivers do not know how high their trailers are, and manage to get stuck under bridges, even with numerous low clearance warning signs? And why does this always seem to happen during rush hour?

  23. Does travelling faster then warp 4.7 really cause pollution of the space-time continuum? Or are they just saying that so they don't have to fix the potholes?

  24. Do you think it's a coincidence that the Space Shuttle holds seven people, the same number of people that were stranded on Gilligan's Island?

  25. Why is it when you're hungry for a doughnut, it's always a left turn across heavy traffic?

  26. Do you ever wonder if there are arguments among the astronauts as to who gets the window seat?

  27. When little old ladies drive, do they ever end up behind someone slower then themselves?

  28. How do you know when you're in the middle of nowhere?

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